Why get a dog if it's not allowed to sleep in your bed?

Why get a dog if it's not allowed to sleep in your bed?

Doris and I play a game prior to nap and bedtime. Before slipping under the covers, I stand at the mattress' side and stare at the empty pillows. My rescue pet usually sleeps atop two.

I am in dramatic mode, acting as if a loved one has disappeared. "Where is Doris?" I shriek.

"Has anyone seen my baby?" comes the second line of dialog.

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New iPad divides devices

New iPad divides devices

My bedtime routine is to plug my iPhone and iWatch into their chargers. Their cradles are adjacent. But ever since I left my elderly iPad in the seat pocket of an American Airlines jet, I relocated the phone to the bedroom where it would substitute until my iPad6 arrived.

After waiting a month, my device finally landed. So prior to sleep, I placed the iPhone back to its original spot.

As I turned to leave, I heard a whimpering, then a soft voice.bedtime routine is to plug my iPhone and iWatch into their chargers. Their cradles are adjacent. But ever since I left my elderly iPad in the seat pocket of an American Airlines jet, I relocated the phone to the bedroom where it would substitute until my iPad6 arrived.

After waiting a month, my device finally landed. So prior to sleep, I placed the iPhone back to its original spot.

As I turned to leave, I heard a whimpering, then a soft voice.

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TEN THINGS THIS 83-YEAR-OLD LEARNED WHEN TRAVELING BY AIRPLANE

TEN THINGS THIS 83-YEAR-OLD LEARNED WHEN TRAVELING BY AIRPLANE

I told my dog park friends that I'd be hiring a car to drive Doris and me from Chicago to Los Angeles for a weekend event, they protested.

"Three days in a car!" Bethany said as she put a hand on my arm, as alarmed as if I had announced my pet and i would be hitchhiking the route.

Another friend painted images of motels on the road: seedy travellers, moldy walls, and stained linens.

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My Norman Rockwell World

My Norman Rockwell World

The house next door to the one that we were considering buying had been damaged in a fire. Its appearance was so harrowing that on the day of our tour, a film crew was using it to dramatize a rescue operation.

Our eyesore neighbor did not discourage Tommy and me; in fact we welcomed its haunted exterior because it measurably lowered the price of our potential home.

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