Disrespected by the FBI, Mar-a-Lago and its part of Florida should secede from the USA. And Trump should encourage his followers to immigrate to this new territory.
The part of the US population who are devotees of former President Trump obviously despise the government. Why should they have to put up with its current persecution of the former ruler?
Additionally, why must his followers support this country's socialist programs like roads, schools, law enforcement, Medicaid, Social Security, and more?
The 45th should take advantage of their ire and invite these unhappy, furious folks to pack up their rifles and defect to a new territory located on Mr. Trump's property and the part of Florida where it squats.
He could advertise the advantages and offer incentives to settle in the new State of Mar-a-Lago:
-Mr. Trump could promise that all citizens will be White. (Note the upper case W. This would logically be a new law.) Additionally, they all would be identified as Men and Women, Boys and Girls. The God that rules Mar-a-Lago and that part of Florida (not that God, a different one) created Adam and Eve. Enough said
-The 126-room, 62,500-square-foot property contains the Mar-a-Lago Club. But there is also Trump's personal home, which in gratitude for his follower's fealty, Mr. Trump could share with folks who couldn't get a booking.
-The storage room where the controversial boxes of documents were kept now sits sadly empty. Melania Trump, with her expertise in style and decor, could transform that space into living quarters. A wall here, a wall there, a hot pot there, a radiator there; home!
-There is a very big golf course. While a current amenity for hotel guests, Mr. Trump's appreciation of the major uprooting his followers would have undertaken, could certainly convert the grounds into a campsite.
Those who must settle there can put their names on a waitlist. When a hotel settler moves or dies (the new residents might be older or of diminished capacity), those waiting can move to cushier surroundings.
-There will be many opportunities for gainful employment for the refugees from the USA. Trump Enterprises can employ residents in his various businesses.
-There could be jobs on the property: groundskeepers, waiters, chauffeurs, secret police, public relations, and shysters.
-For new residents who never achieved a college diploma, no worries. I envision Trump University being resurrected on the site. (Alas, no government student loans would be available.)
-A new Trump K-8 school system is a good idea. The children -- of course, kids would be welcome. "Get them when they're young." would be the system's motto. Mar-a-Lago school boards would determine curriculum, hire and fire teachers -- and a bonus brainchild of mine -- host Friday on the Beach bonfires for those publications that slipped through the cracks.
-Houses of Worship will be a bit trickier. No problem. Similar to Trump University, Trump Hotel, Trump Shuttle Inc., Trump Vodka, Trump Mortgage, LLC, GoTrump.com, and Trump Steaks, Mr. Trump and his creative team can come up with a name. Of course: Trump House of Worship to Trump!
-Even with the devotion of his acolytes, some of them might have difficulty making the break from family, job, and familiar surroundings. Surely Mr. Trump and the new governing body of Mar-a-Lago, composed of Congressional Republicans, would devise incentives to lure the wobbling. Of course there's Florida's climate -- a reliable 90 degrees -- and aforementioned Whiteness, but it may take more.
-Ban abortion for all Women! This newly detached state would require a growing population to arm itself against intruders or enemies. Babies could soon be popping up to fill these needs.
-To assure émigrés will be entertained, MAL could host movie nights and guest speakers. I imagine "The Birth of a Nation" and Ginni Thomas to be on the calendar.
-Mar-a-Lago extends the entire width of Palm Beach, from the Atlantic Ocean to the Intracoastal Waterway. Newcomers from the USA that move to this new seceded country may worry that all that water translates to immigrants from other countries arriving in boats.
To ease that concern, the newly formed government of Mara-a-Lago could build a very, very tall and very, very long fence along the beach to banish intruders. Enacting a new resident fee to finance the fence could solve funding. Fortunately, Donald J. Trump, the President of the new state, has experience in this endeavor.